The biggest villain of Indian mythology must be having identity
crisis when the world heard of some 5 or 7 headed cobras.
I seriously hoped of bumping into some alien during his regular
visit to our planet. At the same time I started wondering about the dumb ass
scientists at all the space centres of the world that why don’t they make a
flying saucer for their space missions? Why rocket?
Let me tell you, I didn’t step out the whole day when the sun
was most fierce and ready to hunt me down with its deadliest ultraviolet rays
on a particular day.
I religiously followed and spent a fortune on further medical treatment
when I tried hundreds of sure shot homemade remedies to lose weight and
constipation. It almost made me a doctor now and seriously thinking of recover
my money by giving a consultancy.
I didn’t know that I was working hard to help all the other
economies but India.
I didn’t know all the celebrities have so much time to draft a
very long letter to me about our culture, dangers of the society and many
other.
I almost believed that the new 2000 and 500 rupees currency
notes have a GPS chip. I was so hoping to hand them over to some of my
defaulter clients so that the government could catch them. Alas!
I was seriously scared to take shit after eating Kurkure. What
if the toilet pipe got jammed due to its plastic contents.
And I had to scrap my newly written script with a heavy heart
in which the heroine took her revenge by giving Frooti to her rapists. Because I
got inspired by the news of the soft beverage containing of HIV positive blood.
I started sweeping the floor in my office hoping that someday I
would also become the prime minister when I saw a particular b/w picture of
NaMo sweeping the floor. It’s true, no big dreams or good morphing artists for
the middle class.
I didn’t eat and let anyone at home eat Chinese food for one
whole week when NaMo himself appealed to ban Chinese. I read his signature too.
It’s different that I had to eat it on next 5 weekends as a part of my son’s
revenge on me when I found out that the PM gave a statement about that letter which
was not a fake one.
I started admiring the hotshot leaders at the G-20 Summit being
carefully listened by other big shot leaders only to be found out later that
almost every country has its version of its respective leader in the middle and
all others are listening to him or her.
I also mourned on the death of many actors and famous
personalities for several days and later found them attending the TV shows or
an award function.
I have been signing for more than 30 times to make our national
anthem as the best anthem of the world. I am wondering when I still see it’s
coming back to me for voting.
I was about to file a petition to form a force by combining all
the God-men together so that our army could be given some well deserve break.
These God-men and women could outpower the bombings, deadliest weapons and radio
signal systems by sitting in their luxurious dens or having a private satsangs
with their shishyagans.
I have seen the deadliest animals caring the weakest ones, part
animal-part human, the golden temple in Amritsar lit with the lanterns, a shark
on the streets during a hurricane and what not. I have learnt new and amusing
facts in my 10 years life on social media.
I recently came to know how delicate our sentiments are and how
people can kill over a simple message.
People!! Wake up!! They are making fools out of us and we are
feeding their evil wills.
Nobody’s going to die for not forwarding a message. There are
no aliens visiting the earth, no 5 headed snakes or no prime minister (no
matter how powerful they are) could outrightly ban something and definitely on
social media.
It’s called hoax and we Indians are the biggest victims.
Guys, internet is full of such fake news. Check Google and
you’ll come to know the facts about it. Don’t spread any hoax news and don’t be
a part of a big scams. We are a country with different cultures seamlessly
weaved together. Let’s not destroy it. Nobody hates anybody so much that we are
compelled to believe. Try and check the fact before sharing anything.
There are people who are putting Facebook and WhatsApp for good
and productive use. Let’s not become someone who’s using the social media for
some destructive cause.
Cheap internet doesn’t mean cheap mentality. Don’t get your
hands dirty with such horrible game of fake news.
Please keep in mind that not everyone is as smart to identify the
hoax news from real news. Please help them understand. People are dying because
of such fake news. This is really getting serious. Nobody’s ego or purpose is
bigger than someone’s life. Please don’t become a medium to spread such false
message and create chaos.
We have lawmakers and law keepers at place. You are not the only
one who’s responsibility to save this country. The leaders today are competent
enough and so were the yesteryears’. They all must to follow a system that has
been set by our constitution. The country is not run on our whims and fancies.
They have better think tanks and data analysts than we are. Let alone the
politics. Let’s accept that the country has progressed in these years of
independence.
And who’s giving you this gyan? Those who keep on sending about
honesty find every single occasion to jump the signals? Those who advice about
taking care of their parents leave them at the old age homes? Or those who
curse the independence day because it’s a dry day? Don’t let your social life
affected by the Social media. Use it wisely. Use it carefully.
Above all our ancient culture, religious sentiments, all the
gods, saints and the historic personalities are and were great. They are not so
vulnerable that could be hurt or be maligned by mere words by some lunatics.
You don’t be a vehicle to transcend some idiotic messages. They could act as as
a wildfire.
Let’s be united and fight the grave danger of social media.
Let’s be a great nation beyond hatred, castism, communal differences and
politics.